Is it true Frank kicked Peter out of the Pack because he stiffed some whores?
Hehe, did he say “stiffed”?
Why are we whispering? Is NSA with us?
You mean the Puzzle Palace? The jolly folks at Ft. Meade? “No Such Agency”?
How did we get from Frank Sinatra to the NSA in only a few posts?
And what does any of this have to do with the “Second Sinatra” Theory?
Wasn’t one Sinatra enough?
How do you think Nancy would respond to that?
Her boots would walk all over you?
Would you believe I bought her album for the cover photo?
Yes, it was a sad world before the Internet, wasn’t it?
What is this bizarre “before the Internet” era of which you speak?
It was a time of darkness, wunnit?
Thomas Edison invented the Internet?
Did he have a connection?
Wouldn’t he have used a dial-up modem?
Shouldn’t you ask Alexander Graham Bell that?
Wow, that long ago. So, I’m guessing he used AOL? 
But was his AOL program on floppy disk or DVD?
And what would he have thought about Kate Upton?