Can anything be confidential on a public message board?
Should I care?
Have you ever?
Why am I suddenly thinking about Zappa and the mudshark dancing lesson?
Because you’re old? 
Why don’t you get off my lawn?
How far out are you supposed to go before you do the mudshark?
After being slapped by a mudshark, do you need to visit the nurse shark?
Are the Sharks going to hand the Jets a surprise tonight?
Like the surprise that Robert Wagner gave to Natalie Wood?
Can we ask about something a little less morbid?
Does anyone have their doubts about whether that’s a very likely prospect?
I’ll give it a try.
Prospect -> Prospecting -> Gold prospector.
Is there gold in them thar hills?
Which hills? Are they nearby?
Who owns the mineral rights?
Whoever makes the claim?
Some gold digger?
Didn’t Dean Martin hang out with a bunch of Golddiggers?
Why would anyone call Joey, Peter, Frank, and Sammy golddiggers?
Have you ever seen the original Ocean’s 11?