Whyever would you think that?
Umm…because I’m confused?
Are you seeking affirmation for your confusion, or what?
Has science lost the firmament?
What the heck is “the firmament” in your context?
Does it have anything to do with that Tom Cruise Mob-lawyer movie?
Isn’t Tom Cruise’s mob Scientology?
Isn’t Scientology more of a con than a mob?
Couldn’t it be both?
A mobcon?
Can you reiterate your specification for the Straight Dope nation?
There’s a Straight Dope nation?
Is it near the State of Denial?
Is that what we’re calling Wyoming now?
What’s wrong with Wyoming?
Are you denying there’s something wrong with Wyoming?
Doesn’t every state have some sort of defect or deficiency?
Can we talk about something other than the red states?
Are you feeling blue?
Will this be confidential?