But (and this is being said by someone who hates musical numbers) isn’t this awesome?
You want me to watch a YouTube video?
Did I just see what I thought I didn’t see?
Did you see a man who wasn’t there?
Was he upon the stair?
Was this man on a stair who wasn’t there have a nostril crazy with hair?
If this man who wasn’t there upon the stair had a nostril crazy with hair, why didn’t he just use Nair?
And if this man who wasn’t there upon the stair had a nostril crazy with hair, and he did use Nair, would he be attractive to Linda Blair?
Why are you speaking in riddles?
Speaking in riddles? Are you quite sure?
Don’t you find our motives really quite pure?
Aren’t they obvious, if you just took the time?
So why don’t you, friend Sam, join us in rhyme?
You haven’t quit your day job yet I hope, have you?
What makes you think that I left my day job?
Didn’t I see an opening at the dentists’s office?
Wouldn’t that have been the patient’s mouth?
Wouldn’t the dentist ask you to get out of the way?
Wouldn’t that go without saying?
Don’t we say lots of things here that we don’t really need to say, if we’re being honest with ourselves?
I’ve never been honest with myself before, so why would I start now?
Are we saying things now? Aren’t we asking questions?
Uh… didn’t you just answer your own question?