Is anybody more confused than me at this point?
Can we go back to what Brown Eyed Girl might do?
Does Kate Upton have brown eyes?
Do you want me to check my Sports Illustrated back issues?
Could Sports Illustrated’s Sportsperson of the Year be a horse, yay or neigh?
Don’t ewe know that horses aren’t people?
Then how do explain Mr. Ed?
Why don’t we let Mr. Ed explain himself?
Can a horse talk until he’s hoarse?
Would a sheep not talk because it’s sheepish?
If a bull spoke would it be bull?
Can a cow be cowed?
If an emu made a noise would it be e moo?
Are cancerous crabs crabby?
Would a fox necessarily be foxy?
How do you get a goat’s goat?
Depends, does it have a frog in its throat?
Wouldn’t that be Miss Piggy?
What kind of swine would ask that?
Should we just duck the issue?