What do newts have to do with Santa Claus?
Didn’t newts pull the elves sleighs? You didn’t think Santa delivered all those presents by himself, did you?
We all think that. After all, isn’t he magical?
Is your name Virginia?
No, but would you like to meet her?
Can you make that happen?
Can’t anything happen on the Internet?
Will the lack of net neutrality change all that?
How will the lack of net neutrality affect those of us outside the USA?
Did it chase everyone out of here?
Where have all the posters gone, long time standing? Where have all the posters gone long time ago?
Where have all the posters gone?
Gone to get a life, everyone.
When will we ever learn? When will we eeeeever learn?
Where have all the folk acts gone? Since the 60’s?
When were they last popular? A long time ago.
Anyway, like me, I’m sure everybody else is just lurking. Can I get an amen from my fellow lurkers?
Are they blowin’ in the wind?
Is it possible that they left on a jet plane?
Do you know where you’re going to?
Should we go ask Alice?
Will she be ten feet tall?
Just like the girl who married dear old Dad?
And does she have a hammer?
Would you trust a woman with a hammer???