Why wouldn’t you?
Has Kate Upton ever been photographed holding a hammer?
If she was holding a hammer, would you notice?
Would you notice if she were caressing a banana?
Ape Upton?
Would you mistake Kate Upton for an ape?
Are you kidding?
Do you think I’d joke about that?
Maybe you wouldn’t, but can we really be sure about Spoons?
If you were handed a setup such as Nobody gave, wouldn’t you use it too?
Doesn’t anyone have standards anymore?
What standards do you believe this thread should have?
Lowbrow?
Is there a difference between lowbrow and nobrow?
Wouldn’t a lowbrow unibrow be a mustache?
Did you hear about the cowboy who had shit in his mustache because he’d been lookin’ for love in all the wrong places?
Should I have heard about that?
Wow, a joke from when I was a kid. Wouldn’t that be considered a “dad” joke now?
Depends, am I your father?
Your father wears Depends?