Does your mother wear army boots?
Is your father a real motherfucker?
Does your mother dress you funny?
People, I just want to say, you know, can we all get along? Can we get along? Can we stop making it, making it horrible for the older people and the kids?
Won’t somebody think of the children?
Is that you, Mrs. Lovejoy?
Are you referring to the character on “The Simpsons”?
Did any of the Simpsons have any real character?
Don’t you ever watch the show?
Do you think I’m the only one in the universe who has never seen The Simpsons?
Do you know my friend Chris, who never has?
How does one manage to escape watching the Simpsons at some point over the last 28 years?
Am I the only one who has never read a Bond book or seen a Bond movie?
Did you know my mom has never even been to a McDonald’s, let alone eaten a meal there?
Was that by Hoagy Carmichael and could you hum a few bars?
If it wasn’t by Hoagy Carmichael, do you still want him to hum?
Are humans the only creatures who hum?
Did the hummingbirds finally learn the words?
Can hummingbirds even read the words?
Have you ever tried asking one?