Aren’t those things fast food for cats?
Can cats be sanguine?
Did someone get a thesaurus for Christmas?
You know how to keep someone in suspense?
Do you say, “I’ll tell you tomorrow”?
What if tomorrow already happened?
But does tomorrow really never know?
Shall we dance the Time Warp and find out?
Why not the hokey pokey?
Anyone else ever read The Pokey Little Puppy?
Wasn’t Pokey a horse on the Gumby show?
Was Mr. Bill a ripoff of Gumby?
Wasn’t the whole point of Mr. Bill to have parts of himself ripped off?
Did Gumby suffer as many lost limbs and squashing as Mr. Bill?
Considering our enjoyment over the maiming of Mr. Bill, is that why we’re ok with the killing of Kenny?
Couldn’t there be lots of reasons we’re okay with killing Kenny, chief among them we’re bastards?
If so, are we bastards?
What do you mean “we,” Kemosabe?
Didn’t that line originate in Mad Magazine?
Which line would that be?