Isn’t there another thread somewhere around here with similar puns?
Are you asking for directions?
Do you think that I don’t know my way around the SDMB?
Are you fighting ignorance even now?
What happens when ignorance fights back?
Won’t that take longer than we thought?
Are we lacking in resolve?
What does carpet cleaner have to do with this?
Would you rather wait for the Tide?
Has someone been called onto the carpet?
Depends. Is it dirty or clean?
Are we discussing Depends now?
Always on one’s ass and full of shit – sort of like your boss, eh?
Now who can say that that one wasn’t funny?
Some old bastard?
Do we have old bastards here?
What defines an old bastard?
Does his scrotum slap against his knees?
Does he wear his pants just under his armpits?
So what if I do?