Can it look like a pirate?
Do looks matter, when he can say “Yarrrr” convincingly?
Where’s my parrot?
Did it fly away with your peg-leg and eye patch?
So, is it now time for a new pirate stereotype?
Warm and fuzzy pirates?
If you change one letter in “pirates,” do you get a bunch of buccaneers who work out?
Is there a better image than a group of buccaneers doing pilates in unison on the deck of a ship?
Maybe also picturing them being led by Richard Simmons?
Why does that just seem wrong, somehow?
Is it maybe because you were thinking about racism or some other civil issue?
Or, Spoons, is it because pirates would be doing yoga but not pilates?
Or do you think the pirates would prefer to spend their loot on treadmills?
How do you spend money while you’re on the treadmill?
Could a boat take off while on a treadmill?
Don’t pirates normally use ships, not boats?
Modern day or olden times?
Do Somali pirates look like Captain Morgan?
Would Somali pirates be happier if they pirated shipments of rum? Am I wrong for that?
Does lots of rum lead to a Jolly Rogering?