Arrrrr pirates interested in a Jolly Rogering? 
While eating Jolly Ranchers?
Did pirates eat candy?
Not sure, what was her last name?
And did she have this keyboard?: http://craziestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/pirate-computer-keyboard.jpg
Do you know how loudly I’m laughing right now?
Did your laughing make the clouds look like tractor tracks tonight?
Is that a line from a country song?
Do you know what you get when you play a country song backwards?
Spoons, what do you get when you play a country song backwards? Does Jesus haunt you?
Don’t I get my truck back, my woman back, and my dog back?
Where did your dog go in the first place, if you don’t mind saying, amigo?
Didn’t he go off to visit a nice farm family?
Upstate, I’m guessing?
Are you aware that I don’t live in a state?
Upprovince?
Is “Upprovince” a neologism?
Why have I never heard that term before?
Upprovince or neologism?
The first, I’m guessing?