Sounds like somebody needs a triple cheeseburger, amirite?
Couldn’t we all use triple cheeseburgers right about now?
Is there ever a bad time for a triple cheeseburger?
Is there any bad time for any food?
As an aside, why am I so hungry right now?
Who ate the last bit of ice cream I was saving?
What flavor was it?
Anybody here not like meat-swirl ice cream?
Wasn’t that the special dish from Iron Chef?
Or the cut-rate version from Tin-Foil Chef?
Who even watches that show?
Tin-Foil Chef has a show?
Where else would you learn how the Trilateral Commission makes its matzoh-brei for the Fed?
Federal government or Federal Express?
Don’t they both use black helicopters?
Wouldn’t dark-purple ornithopters be cooler?
Is there anything cooler than an ornithopter?
A block of ice? An air conditioner? Antarctica?
Ooo, how about an Antarctic ornithopter frozen by an air conditioner in a block of ice? Wouldn’t that be cool?
So, suddenly you’re an expert on Antarctica, ornithopters, and HVAC?
Anyone know where in Antarctica that I can get a job installing ACs?