Questions Only

Don’t they use credit cards nowadays?

Doesn’t everyone here already have his or her Los Lobos Affinity Gold-Plated Latinum Super-Premium VISA card?

With my credit rating? Are you kidding me?

Los Lobos has their own Visa card? That’s pretty cool. But could I get a Smithereens card instead?

Does anybody but you and me even remember the great Pat Dinizio?

Who?

Didn’t you forget “The”?

Did you think I was referring to the rock band?

The one on first?

Who’s on first?

What’s on second?

Isn’t Idunno on third?

If we all say “third base,” can we move on?

Who are youse guys, “The Aristocrats”?

Do you really want us to show you?

Isn’t everybody’s family one big joke?

Do you particularly realize that at Easter?

Did everybody have a happy Easter?

Would you believe I went to the dentist for Easter this morning?

A dentist was working Easter Sunday morning?