Yes indeed, don’t you know it’s a dental group that is open seven days a week including Easter Sunday? And that my appointment was at 11am?
Why would a dentist even want to work on a Sunday, much less Easter Sunday?
Oh crap, that’s right. He passed away last year. 
So I guess he’s only a memory?
To make more money?
Aren’t some dentists so religious that they will even take Easter Monday off?
What about years when Easter falls on a Monday?
Doesn’t that hardly ever happen - like, never?
Well, it hasn’t happened for two thousand years, but who’s to say “never”?
But did it even happen, two thousand years ago?
Who knows when Easter was first celebrated?
Nobody here’s raising their hands, are they?
Nobody, can you answer EH’s question?
Did someone mention Odysseus?
No, but have you seen an extremely large fellow with a single eye around here lately?
Why, is he keeping you from going home?
Would you believe that my wife says I’ve been gone for years?
Is your real-life name, “Maxwell Smart”?
Isn’t it time to sober up, EH?
Isn’t your job interfering with your drinking?
Isn’t a job that gets in the way of good, heavy drinking a “drinking problem”?
Why do I suddenly feel thirsty?