Who’da thunk I’d be accused of being a top 67-percenter?
What’s this about two turds?
Who gives a shit?
Haven’t you heard of the ancient Japanese art of dorodungo?
https://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/polishing-a-turd-minimyth
Are calling the Beatles scarabs?
Can you diagram that last sentence for me?
Do you need me to draw you a map?
It was this one, wasn’t it?: I Will Fear No Evil - Wikipedia
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Yes! I mean Yes?!!
Isn’t it true that the idea of diagramming sentences the work of the devil?
What on Earth does that have to do with the price of tea in China? 
Do they diagram sentences in China?
Isn’t Chinese writing entirely composed of little diagrams?
Pictograms? Graphemes? Runes?
Why not ask that well-known Chinese billionaire, Cha Ching?
Is he related to the author, Hu Phlung Poo?
Will the shit hit the fan if we’re politically incorrect?
Are we in Great Debates?
Did the moderator inform you ahead of time of the questions?
Is it possible they’ll lose regardless?
If they (who is/are “they”?) lose regardless, doesn’t it mean that they will gain regard?
Is it a “zero-sum” game?