Questions Only

Everybody wants sum, do you want sum too?

Me some too, wow?

Did someone say we’re having dim sum?

One of the voices in your head maybe?

Since when did those voices become gourmands?

Weren’t they always gourmands?

After I die will I be able to go to gourmandise?

Do you know any cannibals?

Everybody’s always afraid of cannibal aliens, but wouldn’t they be a problem with its own solution?

Isn’t there something we can do about cannibalism besides throw up our hands?

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his friend in the woods?

Wouldn’t that also work as a leprosy joke?

What kind of sicko are you?

Am I not the kind of sicko everyone here yearns to be?

I dunno, have you ever been arrested?

Phfffssstt, what kind of question is that?

What, do you have something to hide?

Should we look behind the curtain?

Are we gonna ignore that man behind the curtain?

Shouldn’t we pay no attention to him?