Is there such a thing?
Why don’t you start playing and find out?
You’re not going to try to castle, are you?
What would happen when the winner of the game says, “Check…mate!”
Wouldn’t someone check whether they had indeed won, and then mate with them?
Would it make any difference if either of them were Australian?
And should they be of high koala-ty?
Can I suggest that we avoid discussing what’s happening “down under”?
When speaking of Aussie ladies, does anyone even care?
Australia? You mean that island off the coast of New Zealand?
Where they’re always throwing that shrimp Ken on Barbie?
Isn’t Australia the place where beer does flow and men chunder?
Are we now, at long last, reduced to quoting bad Eighties pop music?
You saying that’s a bad song?
Isn’t it so much easier to quote bad '70s pop music? How can you mend a broken heart? Do you know where you’re going to?
Weren’t Men at Work actually Kiwis who just made it big in Australia?
Doesn’t New Zealand also qualify as “Down Under”?
But did he say New Zealand, or did he say Australia?
If you’re faced with a “That’s not a knife; this is a knife” moment, would it really matter?
Now can’t you just envision previous poster saying, “That’s not a spoon. This is a spoon!”?