Are you really saying that we’re all forked?
Or does he just want to spoon with us?
Ever heard the expression, “Don’t bring a spoon to a spork fight”?
Have you ever made sweet, sweet love to a spork?
Sporkerbation?
Sporkatio?
Wouldn’t that hurt?
Dontcha mean, “Wouldn’t it hurt so good?”
Does love got anything to do with it, do with it?
What’s “it” got to do with Jack Squat?
Oh, do you know Jack?
Can you handle the truth?
Can you handle a spork?
If you spork me, do I not bleed?
Surely, you don’t plan on eating ham(let) with that spork, Shylock?
Did you know him well?
You think I look like a jester? Do I amuse you? You think I’m funny? Like funny how?
If I were a cannibal and you a clown, would you taste funny?
Do you mean “funny- ha ha” or “funny- peculiar “?
Isn’t that *&^%$ obvious, Private Joker?