Are you asking how I got these scars? Why I’m so serious?
Have you just arrived from a wretched hive of scum and villainy?
Are these the droids you’re looking for?
Is the farce with us?
In space, can anyone hear you pun?
What’s your record for the Kessel Run?
Would you believe “full fathom five”?
And your father lies where?
Wherever he wants to?
Has he seen change?
Why bother with change, when bills are so much better?
Spare any?
Spare change, you mean?
Or do you mean spare tire?
You saying I’m fat?
Could it be just your pants that make you look that way?
Don’t you know that it’s not clothing that makes you look fat but cellulite?
Ain’t that a kick in the butt?
Or worse, a kick in the balls?
Am I the only one who winced when he read that?