Don’t you have brass balls, like everyone around here says?
Well, sure, but I also have a strong sense of empathy, y’know?
If empathy falls alone in a forest can anybody feel it?
Wanna feel my balls? Just for a sec?
Anybody got any BrainBleach handy?
[shakes bottle, frowns] Will this be enough?
Could it ever be enough?
Hmmm, got too gross? OK…how 'bout dem Mets?
Talk about gross- why’d you bring them up?!
All I want to know is why did the Mets steal my Mentos?
Didn’t your mama tell you never to trust baseball players?
You talking about Sosa and McGuire?
Those aren’t the only dodgy ones you can think of, are they?
Why bring up the Dodgers? Weren’t they kicked out of town?
Why would the dodgy Dodgers be inside my dodgy town of dodgy mcdodgerson?
Are you dodging the original question?
Isn’t he the artful dodger, capitalized or otherwise?
Is that guy checking me out?
Come here often?
Didn’t I see you here, last week?
Am I asking too many questions?
Is it ever wrong to be so inquisitive?