Last week? Why can’t I even leave this joint?
What’s a nice boson like you doing in a place like this?
Do women really think childbirth is more painful that a kick in the balls?
EDIT: Oops, did you know I didn’t realize there was another page?
Who did we compare evil people to before Hitler came along?
Doing some Googling… Would you believe ancient Romans like Cesar and biblical figures like Judas?
Didn’t the Perfect Master write a column once in which he said Napoleon once played that symbolic role?
People who think they’re Napoleon, who did they think they were before him?
Or more importantly, who was Napoleon, before he was born?
Do you know how much trouble I’m having trying to wrap my mind around that one?
Are we supposed to assume you have a mind?
Come now, Sam, is there any need for that sort of snark?
Don’t you realize that Sam Snark is the greatest superhero this world has ever known?
And ever will?
Reminds me of a joke. What were you called before you were born?
I dunno, what?
When will you tell us the answer to the joke?
Do ya think nobody is gonna just leave us hangin’?
Nobody won’t, I’m sure, but might not nobody?
The answer is dady’s little squirt. Why do you think they called Laura “half-pint” in Little House on the Prairie?
Isn’t that supposed to be “little half-pint of sweet cider half drunk up”? Do you realize how much I hate you now for putting that thought in my head? Now where did I put that BrainBleach?