Maybe I still have some - can you hang on a minute?
Is Brain bleach safe for vegetarians?
It depends- what do you mean by “safe”?
Vegetarians drinking bleach – does it get any better than that?
Depends. Is it locally sourced, organic, non GMO bleach?
Is this another plot by “big bleach”, meant to distract us from the real issues?
Paranoid much?
Well, I may be paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
Didn’t a wise man once say that when everybody is after you, being paranoid is just good common sense?
My psychiatrist told you to say that, didn’t he?
And didn’t Henry Kissinger say that even paranoiacs have enemies?
Is Henry Kissinger still alive?
(Since we’re veering away from it, for those who were wondering, “when everybody is after you, being paranoid is just good common sense” comes from Dr. Johnny Fever of WKRP in Cincinnati.)
sings WKRP in Cincinaaaaaatiiii.
Didn’t that show have the greatest theme song ever?
Also, if you’re not paranoid - what’s wrong with you?
A better question is, why is Kissinger not dead?
Why should he be? Can’t he live this long?
Ha! You call that living?
You know this one? Guy gets hit by car, lies in street, bystander rushes up, folds his coat for a pillow, asks “are you comfortable?” Guy says, “I make a living”?
Is a ? all you need to make something a question?
How would we express ourselves in writing without punctuation marks?
A question mark walks into a bar?