Am I the only one who originally heard the punchline as “Big nose! Big nose!”?
I first heard “Peg leg!”, but don’t most people go with “Harelip!”? What do you suppose a professional comedian might choose? Maybe none of the above?
Most professional comedians just aren’t going to tell such an old joke, are they?
What if it’s an old comedian?
Or a bold comedian?
Or a cold comedian?
Could someone turn the heat up, please?
Isn’t it always nice and warm, or is that just over here?
It’s sure not over here, right?
Am I hot?
How would we know?
Will we have an early winter, do you think?
Don’t you think it will come at the end of autumn, as usual?
Autumn or fall?
Does it matter? Won’t winter come, regardless of whatever we call it?
Wasn’t there some hack writer who said, “Winter is coming”?
How dare you insult George R.R. Martin in my online presence?
Didn"t we already discuss adding question marks to statements?
If I may help, how about…
You dare insult George R.R. Martin in my online presence?
Hey, who died and made you grammar king? 
The previous grammar king?