I’d asked a proper question, hadn’t I, even if what I wrote might also have ended with an exclamation point? Isn’t that my decision to make? This is still America, isn’t it?
Is Elendil’s Heir making America great again, or what?!
Who else could make America great again?
Don’t you think I could do a better job than that #^&%* in the Oval Office?
Could you please stop insulting punctuation marks?
Which punctuation marks are insulting, and why do they need to be stopped?
Didn’t you see the octothorpe run off crying?
Wasn’t he that Native American who won gold at the Olympics?
Wasn’t Octothorpe the lady that had all those kids?
Why would you call her a “lady” without putting “loose” in front of it?
If you had that many kids, wouldn’t you be more than a little loose too, at least unless and until you had corrective surgery?
Does anyone else think that’s TMI?
Even though it’s common knowledge?
Why say it out loud, when we were all thinking it anyway?
What about the public’s right to know?
What are you, on the Senate Judiciary Committee?
If he is, can I throw a childish tantrum like I was a Supreme Court nominee?
Do you have the qualifications of a Supreme Court nominee?
We shouldn’t be waiting for three women to step forward and accuse you of sexual assault or inappropriate behavior, should we?
Maybe what happens in Bangkok stays in Bangkok?