Does one night in Bangkok make a hard man humble?
Can I plead the fifth?
Sounds like an empty plea; are you sure you haven’t drunk it already?
Do you approve of Dorothy Parker’s sentiment, “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy”?
Ah, but can she “lead a horticulture”?
Isn’t that Hortense?
And if she could, BBB, and if it was, SS, could you make her think?
Didn’t Winnie-the-Pooh books make Tonstant Weader fwow up?
AAAAAHHHHH what’s happening? Nobody’s making sense anymore. :eek: Am I in the Twilight Zone?
Didn’t you know that Dorothy Parker reviewed books for the New Yorker under the pseudonym, “Constant Reader”?
So, “Tonstant Weader fwow up?” becomes, “Constant Reader fror up?”
How’s that any clearer?
Can’t you see that she was making fun of the child-friendly way in which the Winnie-the-Pooh books were written? Or that “Tonstant Weader fwowed up” (the original quote, which I had to change slightly for the question) translates to, “Constant Reader threw up”?
You know, I kind of suspected that, but I wasn’t sure. Uhm, so anyway, did you guys realize that canned wine is a thing now?
Canned wine? Weren’t plastic corks lowbrow enough for the wine industry?
Will careful grooming turn a lowbrow into a high one?
Lowbrow? Maybe you mean Lowenbrau?
Does Lowenbrau come in cans?
Well, if Prince Albert does, don’t you think Lowenbrau would, too?
How can you compare pipe tobacco to lager beer?
Uh… just like that?