Are you just too busy thinking up murderous plots for your books and short stories?
How do we know that he or she is a writer of mysteries, instead of a writer who wishes to keep his or her identity a mystery?
And how do we know that the murderous plots are for stories anyway? :eek:
Does posing that question suggest one is paranoid?
Don’t even paranoiacs have enemies?
Would the fact that one is paranoid preclude the possibility they might be out to get you anyway?
Wow, could you please be more alliterative when you post your peerless posers?
What does all that have to do with the price of tea in China?
EDIT: Did you guess I once again didn’t notice there was a new page?
Does it make you feel better to know that if you didn’t admit that, none of us would have been the wiser?
Non sequiturs are certainly not unprecedented in this thread, are they?
Would you like fries with that?
Why is it that when I order a combo meal, which includes fries, they always ask if I want fries with that?
Yes, it is a silly question; who wouldn’t want fries with that?
Can you supersize me?
Didn’t McDonalds eliminate the sale of supersize fries several years ago?
Are you saying you won’t supersize me? 
Does murdering people make me look fat?
Is there any right way to answer that question?
Why would I trick you?
Is that a Halloween question, if so, and what’s the treat?
What are you wearing?