Didn’t I just hear that on the phone?
Why are you calling from inside my car?
Auto eroticism?
Who here remembers heading to the drive-in movie with a date, and moving into the back seat?
teeheeeheee
Why can’t I breathe?
Does doing one but not the other count?
Uh, which one did you do?
Do you actually need someone else to make sweet sweet love in the back seat?
Are you talking about what I think you’re talking about?
Do you think I’m talking about Rosey Palm and her five sisters?
Wasn’t that a little difficult when you had you as the driver, plus three friends in your car, plus two in the trunk?
Are you speaking onanistically?
Is that like talking to yourself?
Somewhat like the tree falling in the forest; if you talk to yourself, and nobody’s around to hear you, are you actually speaking?
Wouldn’t you hear yourself?
Perhaps, but does that count?
Seriously, why wouldn’t that count?
Isn’t it like that tree falling in the forest thing? Wouldn’t it ruin the fun of the person asking the question if they were forced to accept the answer, “Well, duh, yeah, it makes a HUGE sound as it comes crashing to earth. Anymore questions?”
Did you just say “anymore questions?” Have you been watching old David S. Pumpkins SNL clips?
No, I haven’t; isn’t there an age cutoff where you lack sufficient coolness (and ability to stay up late) where you’re obliged to cease watching SNL?