Did you know you don’t have to stay up late to watch it in Hawaii since they show it once at 7:30pm and then again at 10:30pm?
Is there time to eat the Early Bird Special before the 7:30 showing? 
Doesn’t the Early Bird Special start at 4:30 pm?
Is it cheep?
It can be, extremely so; do you eat like a bird?
Doesn’t a penguin eat like a bird?
Well, seeing how a penguin IS a bird… What do you think?
Wouldn’t you say a penguin eats more like a puffin?
A magic dragon?
Is it true that a dragon lives forever, but not so little boys?
I dunno, which do you see more of, dragons or little boys?
Does that prove anything? Are there more elephants or mice in the world?
What do elephants or mice have to do with dragons?
Didn’t a previous poster suggest that the population of an organism might be proportional to its longevity?
How long do cockroaches live then?
Is it true that cockroaches can be nuked, and still survive?
When you say “nuked”, are you talking atom bombs or microwave ovens?
I dunno, have you ever seen a cockroach in Japan?
Never been there, hope to go someday- should I report back later?
As opposed to sooner?