That’s a little presumptuous of you, isn’t it?
You don’t want to appear cheap, do you?
We’re not going to swing into birds again, are we?
What does that even mean?
Can I refer you to post #18555?
A pun from 41 posts ago? Silly me, how come I didn’t realize that?
Would it make you feel any better if I said I didn’t think of it either?
Well, not wishing to harsh anybody’s buzz, do you think I should apologize? Would you like a presidential-caliber apology?
That depends: Can you deflect, or do you feel like hemming and hawing and spouting nonsense?
Doesn’t that sound like more FAKE NEWS!!! And why do you keep asking me such RACIST questions!!!
Will you at least promise to never, ever tweet?
Can I sleep on that?
Would you believe I don’t even know how to “tweet”, and have no desire to learn?
Would you be offended if I did?
Would you be offended if I did not?
Would you believe that in today’s political climate that I find it quite simple to be offended at the both of you?
Shouldn’t you provide a trigger warning for a post like that?
Doesn’t the Second Amendment say only if you’re in a militia?
A “well regulated militia” at that, right?
Not for about 10 years now. Are you guys familiar with District of Columbia v. Heller?