Do I really need to read yet another case?
I assure you I’m “well regulated”- don’t you eat oatmeal every morning as well?
TMI, innit?
What’s Three Mile Island got to do with it?
It wasn’t well regulated?
What about Chernobyl?
Are you basking in its glow?
Didn’t they put a concrete cap on it, so it wouldn’t glow quite so much?
Why don’t you go take a look for us?
And wear lead underwear, won’t you?
Wouldn’t he look radiant?
Quite a glow, don’t you think?
Can’t all of you find somebody else for this job?
But, you might gain superpowers. Ever think of that?
Sure, but rather than heading into Chernobyl on the off-chance I might gain superpowers, can’t we just irradiate a spider here in North America?
Anybody know anyone at Oscorp?
What?! A barrel of toxic waste isn’t good enough for you?
If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up, would they be alloys?
Well, they’re certainly not all boys, are they?
Speaking of non-boy superheroes, isn’t calling a group “X-Men” when at least one of the members is female considered blatantly sexist?