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I do; anyone else?

Could we have some more details first?

If there’s no story, there are no details, right?

Is there really a story to be told?

I don’t think so, do you?

Are you all saying that you’ve never read If a Prostitute Gives a Pig a Pomegranate…, by Laura Numeroff?

Why do I think you’re just making that up?

Maybe because you have a brain in your head?

Where else would the brain be?

Haven’t you ever heard before the expression ‘he was thinking with the wrong head’?

Can you believe that a kid I knew long ago told me that if I had half a brain, my butt would be lop-sided? But, why don’t you stand up and take a load off your mind?

Are you axon me?

Do you think neuron to something?

Pons my word, did I wander into a punning thread?

May I offer you some ginger synapse?

Isn’t the pun thread somewhere else?

Shall we go looking for it?

Have you got a map?

You need a map of the SDMB?

Wouldn’t that be cool?