Does X mark the spot?
(Yawn) X? Wouldn’t you prefer XXX?
Size or porn rating?
Doesn’t technique count for more?
Should it?
What do all those leggy supermodels who hang around you all the time say, Spoons?
Don’t they say, “Get away from me or I’ll get a court order”?
Who amongst us hasn’t said, “Your lips say, ‘Get away from me or I’ll get a court order!’, but your eyes say ‘Yes!’”?
While listening to “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”?
What else? Would you believe that that was practically our theme song when ol’ “Bart” K. and I would play Devil’s Triangle?
Why would I possibly doubt you?
Why should I tell you?
Ladies, please; can’t you see I’m typing here?
Are we on two tangents now?
And is one of them named Irina, she of the slender figure and ice-blue eyes?
Aren’t we talking about tan gents now?
Irina is a tangent?
Is everything about sex with you?
Edit - Oops, that was for Elendil’s Heir.
Whaddya got against sex? You a puritan or somethin’?
Haven’t you heard of “Purity of Essence”? It’s not that I don’t have relations with women, but I need to deny them my “essence”, don’t I?
Do you hold a top rank in the U.S. Air Force?