What about yo mama?
Did you mean Yo-Yo Ma?
Are you as surprised as I am to learn that the famous cellist hyphenates his first name?
Do you know if he ever teamed up with Dick Smothers (aka the Yo-Yo Man)?
Anyone else ever heard of classical cellist Julian Lloyd Webber, the only person I know of who has all six vowels in his name?
Do you know him well enough to tell the cello fellow “Hello”?
Do you think you’re clever, purposefully rhyming “cello fellow ‘Hello’”?
Have I offended you?
Would you be offended if I said?
Why would I?
That would be telling, wouldn’t it?
Why so vague?
Wasn’t that a Carly Simon song?
Do you think it’ll be Coming Around Again?
Like a case of bad karma?
Or is it instant karma?
Like the kind you add water to?
Hot or cold water?
Anybody got any seltzer?
Plain or flavored?