We’re talking condoms now?
You packin’?
You ready?
Is it in yet?
That’s the question no guy ever wants to hear, isn’t it?
How about “Are you done already?”
Are you just a little squirt?
Squirting is a gift, isn’t it?
Wouldn’t it just about have to be?
I never got a squirt in my Christmas stocking, did you?
Did you at least get an orange or a candy cane?
An orange cane, like for the blind?
Isn’t that a white cane?
How would the person know?
Do you think they’d go shopping alone?
They’d have a dog with them, right?
Do you have a dog?
With me?
Where do you keep it?
And if it’s hot, would you put mustard, relish or ketchup on top?