Or would you prefer doggy style?
Are you always thinking about sex?
What else is there to think about?
Don’t you love the male brain?
With or without fava beans?
Can you do me a fava, old bean?
You don’t think I’m green and are justing stringing me along, are you?
Might you be jolly and rather large proportioned?
What makes you think I’m Santa Claus?
Are you Claus-trophobic?
Do you cringe at the Kringle?
You really sleigh 'em with these puns, don’t you?
Do you think I don’t snow winter quit with them?
Do you speak North Polish?
Don’t you noel that if I did I’d be warned about not speaking English again?
Would you have to make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here?
Would you be a goodfellow and avoid robin the old chestnuts for jokes?
How about we all sing “Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow”?
So are all these puns something Yule treasure until the next holiday season?
Does Santa Claus wear red?