If his penis was bleeding, wouldn’t it be both?
Why would it be bleeding?
Ew, aren’t we straying into TMI territory here?
Don’t inquiring minds want to know?
Do you really think so?
Should we change the subject?
Why not? Is it time for me to bring up Kate Upton again?
Why not? Isn’t any time a good time for Kate Upton?
Is that because, as a great philosopher once said, only women bleed?
Ew, who said that?
Ever hear of Alice Cooper?
Alice Who?
Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?
You remember Alice?
Should we ask Alice when she’s ten feet tall?
Will the White Rabbit be here, too?
Is it rabbit season? Don’t you mean duck season?
And did I remember to wish you all a merry Xmas?
Did you remember to wish some of us a Happy Birthday?
Oh, I’m sorry, did I miss it? Is it too late to wish you a belated “Happy Birthday, and many happy returns!”?
(It’s okay to wish someone “happy returns” on the day after Xmas, isn’t it?)
Can anyone think of a reason why not?