Can we see some ID?
Hey, what’s your problem? Can’t you just beer her, already?!
You mean like with beer goggles?
Do they have to be beer goggles? Or can they be, say, whisky goggles?
Would anyone mind if I consulted with my eye doctor before I answer?
I’m in a hurry. Can you make it quick?
Does that mean Monday would be too late?
Does your eye doctor look hot?
Without glasses, how could you tell?
Without glasses, how can you drink?
Speaking of drinking, when the Hulk goes off into a vicious rage and destroys everything, he’s “Incredible,” but why is it when I do it, I’m “an alcoholic”?
Does the Hulk have a few drinks first?
Would his liquor be as green as he is?
If the Hulk became envious, how could you tell?
Is there a Credible Hulk?
Well, why don’t you just put him under oath and ask him some questions? Or are you worried that he would become the world’s most dangerously “hostile witness”?
Would the Inedible Hulk say something like, “Don’t eat me. You won’t like me if you eat me”?
Could he honestly say that if he rode on Delta house’s Homecoming Parade float?
Uh, will you go first?
Uh, Mr. Hulk sir. Uhm, did you know that Blue Blistering Barnacle thinks that you’re a pussy?
[ducks and runs]