Does anybody else find that their body just doesn’t work the same way as it did in their teens?
Getting older’s a bitch, innit?
I can never remember – is getting old for sissies, or not for sissies?
Isn’t getting old when your memory starts to go?
Isn’t getting old when your friends start to go?
Or how about when you let yourself go?
Where did I put my ginkgo biloba?
Isn’t getting old where you start to repeat the same things you’ve already said?
Where did I put my ginkgo biloba?
Where was the last place you had it?
Could you speak up, young whippersnapper?!
Would you like to borrow my ear trumpet?
Does aural sex give you hearing AIDS?
Isn’t oral sex when you talk about it?
Can we change the topic?
Why, is this one too hard for you?
Sam, are you saying what I think you said?
Would some Viagra make it clearer?
Did you hear the one about the hijacked truck shipping Viagra?
Was it a gang of hardened criminals?