Who here knew Siam Sam would get it in one?
If he got it in two would it have been a shocker?
More to the point, where’s BBB’s consarned ginkgo biloba?
I’ve got some ginkgo biloba, but how do I know whether it’s consarned?
Dadgummit, can’t you tell?
Was it it by the whosit or in the thingamajig?
Dangnabbit, what do you you mean mean by by “it it”?
What’s with all this this cussing, anyway? Where do you think you are, The Pit?
Wait, we’re not?
Did you check the top of the page?
Did anyone actually fall for it and check the top of the page?
Did you know that the word “gullible” is not in the dictionary?
Wow, really?
How do you spell that?
Does “T-H-A-T” look right?
Is there any other way to spell it?
You’re thinking of a synonym. You can look those up in a… a… What’s another word for thesaurus?
Is it spelled Bologna sandwich?
O-s-c-a-r M-a-y-e-r?
Oscar Mayer had a way with B O L O G N A!
What exactly was Oscar doing with that bologna?