Would it have been as catchy a jingle if the founder of the meat products company was named, “Oscar Kleinschmidt?”
Is he any relation to John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?
That’s my name too! Who knew I had so many relatives?
Had they been avoiding you?
Can you really blame them?
Cardigan, how many relatives do you now have?
Do you know who murdered Uncle MuckMaker?
Do we now have a mystery on our hands?
Is there a detective in the house?
Whose bloody handprint do I see on this bed sheet?
Yes, but why is he dead too?
Oops, ignore the above. I pulled a Siam Sam and didn’t realize that there was another page.
Ignore the above? Do you think that we can unsee it now?
Doesn’t saying ‘unsee’ imply a fair amount of regret in having seen something to begin with?
You talkin’ to me?
Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? Oh yeah? Huh?
Didn’t your mother tell you not to speak to strangers?
EH, were you watching the TCM broadcast of Taxi Driver the other night?
Didn’t you just love Judd Hirsch in that?
Who is Judd Hirsch?