You don’t know who Judd Hirsch is?
Ever watch the TV show Taxi?
Ever watch Independence Day?
Ever watch, or just see ads for the recently canceled TV show Superior Donuts?
Have I ever seen an entire episode of taxi or all of Independence Day?
I don’t think I have? I also have never heard of Superior Donuts, have I?
What made the donuts superior?
Are they special donuts that don’t magically make your clothes shrink?
Aren’t donuts a holy food?
I thoughts donuts were a hole-in-one?
Homer Simpson, “Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?”
A donut is hole food, right?
Did you know the British spell it “doughnuts” and that as a child we pronounce it “dog nuts”?
And you expect us to believe that?
You mean you don’t believe in dog nuts?
Do dogs believe in donuts?
Do donuts believe in dogs?
Can donuts believe in anything?
Don’t you think that donuts believe in teeth and dumpsters?
If so, then wouldn’t they be afraid of teeth and dumpsters?
But what are teeth and dumpsters afraid of?
Could they be afraid of dentists and trash trucks?
Isn’t that from a poem?
Whose trash trucks these are I think I know?