Are we all zombies now?
How do zombies figure into a discussion about Ted Nugent?
(If anybody’s interested, I do have a Nugent story, though I cannot phrase it as a question.)
Nooge the Stooge, he of the three chords?
Weren’t the Cars also a three-chord band?
Are you impugning their performance skills, or songwriting talents, or both?
Were they really all that puny?
What, were they compact Cars?
Can you guess who the Cars were?
You said “were.” Are the cars dead now? Who killed them?
Don’t you know “Video killed the radio cars”?
RIP Benjamin Orr: 1947 - 2000
He was killed by a guy named Pancreatic Cancer. Wouldn’t it be nice if that son of a bitch got eliminated?
Now that is a good pun. By the way, did you know that if I didn’t enlarge the clapping hands emoji it would have looked more like a foot?
It was a good pun. Should I thank Annie for the earworm?
How many times have we asked that question now?
It’s gotta be, what, at least a dozen times or so by now, innit?
Hey, why not?
That makes it a baker’s dozen, right?
Is 11 a banker’s dozen?
Isn’t 11 what Spinal Tap’s amps go to?
Wanna get the T-shirt?
Do I look like I need another T-shirt?