How many do you have?
Why do spiders always squirt ketchup on your brand new white t-shirts, but never on your old red t-shirts?
Just how big and strong are the spiders where you live that they can pick up and squeeze a ketchup bottle? :eek:
You have spiders on your T-shirts?
Does someone need to lay off the bottle for a while?
Would that be the ketchup bottle?
Don’t the spiders steal the ketchup packets from McDonald’s?
Why does McDonald’s skimp so? Where are the ketchup packets, the vinegar packets, the salt, and so on? Why can’t I find them at my local McDonald’s, when they are freely available at Burger King?
Should you maybe seek out a higher class of fast-food restaurants?
Perhaps one of those with fewer inquisitive souls?
I’m thinking Arby’s?
Do you think I should just go to Subway instead?
Why would anyone go to Subway?
Could it be because they don’t feel like pizza or burgers?
Does anyone know of a fast-food strawberry and chocolate sundaes?
Did you try Dairy Queen?
I didn’t see any women in there so what was I to do?
You need women at a fast-food joint?
Who doesn’t need women at a fast-food joint?
There are a number of responses to that one, but would anyone else like to respond?