Did Dolly Parton sound like Muddy Waters?
Did anybody sound like Muddy Waters?
Did he sing on the Big Muddy River?
If he did, wouldn’t he have to be on a boat?
Why would he have to be on a boat, couldn’t he be perched on a buoy marker?
Do you think his microphone stand would get muddy?
But he paid for that microphone, didn’t he?
Isn’t that a good reason for being careful with his microphone?
1…2…3… Testing, testing. Can you hear me?
Does Anybody hear Nobody?
If a tree falls in the forest, and Nobody is nearby, did anybody hear the tree fall?
Excuse me, was that the sound of a tree falling?
If I live in the city, would I be expected to hear a tree falling in the forest?
Only if a bear is asleep in your bathtub. Is there a bear asleep in your bathtub?
Do I dare go and look?
What have you got to lose?
Do I dare disturb the universe?
Do you live in a disturbed universe already?
Where does one sign up to transfer universes?
It can’t be more complicated than transferring universities, can it?