You went to some complicated universities, didn’t you?
Trump University wasn’t that complicated, was it?
I just went to the School of Hard Knocks- what, ya think yer better’n me, Mr. Fancypants University man?!
Why can’t I remember anything I learned at Trump U besides editing my submissions within a 5 minute time window trickery?
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What sort of question was that?
Is this a trick question?
Just because I’m magic, you think I’m a magician?
If you aren’t a Magician, why do you wear that funny hat and cape?
Will some people never understand haute couture?
Would you mix haute couture with haute cuisine?
You mean like edible underwear?
Whose idea was that?
Shouldn’t that inventor receive the Nobel Peace Prize?
How has edible underwear contributed to world peace?
Well, if someone’s wearing it, doesn’t that mean that someone else will get a piece?
I don’t know. Can somebody explain it?
If somebody can explain that, can they explain the theory of relativity?
Do you want the short version or the long version?
Why is an elephant wearing your long underwear?