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Maybe he’s asking if we want to see the short version or the long version of his elephant impression?

Who else is thinking about, “Baby Elephant Walk” by Henry Mancini?

Should we be thinking about “Baby Elephant Walk?” Aren’t there other songs to think about?

Are you thinking of the “Pink Panther” theme?

Did anyone ever hear that Glass Doctors ad jingle that touted the Pink Panther for some reason?

Have you ever wondered why the Pink Panther was pink? Was he like an albino panther or something?

Do you have a problem with albinos?

Are those the people from Albinia?

Is Albinia located between Arminia and Rissia?

Since when do Arminians have their own country?

Pre or post independence from the Siviet Union?

Can’t you see on a Wikipedia map, Republic of. Armenia is right next to Russia (post Soviet Union)?

Are you taking silly questions seriously?

So the followers of Jacobus Arminius do not have a country?

Are you a Reformed Calvinist then?

How many Reformed Calvinists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Is that yet to be determined?

Why can’t light bulbs change themselves?

Maybe they lack the will?

And how can Reformed Calvinists get into the lightbulb in order to screw? Aren’t lightbulbs pretty small?

Is it possible you’re thinking of orthodox light bulbs?