Lightbulbs have a religion?
Burning forever would seem unpleasant, would it not?
Have you tried it?
Do I look like Faust?
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Do you prefer the name Mephistopheles or Beelzebub?
Is it me or does Beelzebub sound like someone who has screwed in a lot of light bulbs?
Do you know that down south they call him Beelzebubba?
Is that when the Devil went down to Georgia with that gold violin?
Don’t you mean a banjo?
Whose fiddle playing was better, the Devil’s or Johnny’s?
From Futurama:
Fry: Wouldn’t a solid gold fiddle weigh hundreds of pounds and sound crummy?
Aren’t you expecting rather a lot from a song?
And have you missed me?
Was I even trying to hit you?
Who would know, if not you?
Was anyone else in the room?
You mean besides the elephant?
:: whispers ::
The one we never talk about?