Have you also thought about asking the Department of Redundancy Department?
What would it tell me?
No love for the Ministry of Silly Walks?
How about the cat detector van from the Ministry of Housinge?
Is there such a thing as a “cat detector van”?
Is it like a British television detector van?
Have you been mentioned on telly?
Yes, but why does that matter?
Wouldn’t it matter if the penguin on top of the telly exploded?
Say, isn’t that a Monty Python reference?
Why haven’t we had more Monty Python references in this thread?
What is your name?
Isn’t it spelled Luxury Yacht but pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove?
What is your quest?
Are you asking about swallows?
What, an African or a European swallow?
Which one has the greater payload?
What kind of payload? Coconuts?
Where would either of them get a coconut?
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?