Don’t you see a more logical explanation?
What else can coconuts do?
Couldn’t they just sit there, doing nothing?
Are they a lovully bunch of coconuts, standing in a row?
Coconuts got legs?
Clams got legs? (apologies to Johnny Hart)
Clams got Hart?
In that comic strip, how did the rocks with messages manage to float out to sea?
Comic-strip physics?
Is that the same principle that allows cartoon characters to survive being crushed by a falling piano?
Or the same one that prevents them from aging over decades?
Isn’t that the same physics that keeps you from falling, when you walk off the edge of a cliff, until you look down?
Is that you, Wile E. Coyote?
Do you see me suspended mid-air past the edge of a cliff holding a sign that says “help”?
Would that be a cliff note?
Does anybody else think that Nobody played that one extremely well?
Is your name Cliff or were you just happy when Nobody dropped by?
If nobody but Nobody were here, would this thread still make a sound?
Wouldn’t Nobody have to fall over in the forest first?
Can we get back on track to Cardigan being Wile E. Coyote?